In what we assume is the attempt to be inclusive, comedian Bill Squire, co-host of the local radio program The Alan Cox Show, headlines tonight's event at the Agora that he's calling Christmakwanzakah. Squire's comedy regularly touches on his "life as a stepparent, divorce, dating and leaving the Mormon church in his early 20s," as it's put in a press release. Comedians Al Jackson, Mary Santora and Ryan Dalton will join him for the performance, which takes place at 6. Tickets are $15 to $25. (Niesel)