Your early-bird special of delicious sports links, because sports patties aren't nearly as tasty.
— LeBron's going to be on 60 Minutes this Sunday, and CBS has released a sneak peek which features, what else, LeBron draining a half-court underhand shot. (Ball Don't Lie)
— Some guy in Denver (and former Scene employee, in the interest of full disclosure) lists the Browns as one of the teams Denver should ship Jay Cutler to. No, the sentiment is not magnanimous. This is no benevolent offering. (Westword)
— "Everywhere I go, people win. It's not a surprise." — Milton Bradley. (Shysterball)
— Dan Gilbert attends a bar mitzvah and reportedly gets into a minor tussle. (MLive.com)
— Newly-minted stat celebrity Nate Silver of fivethirtyeight.com takes a step back from his duties at Baseball Prospectus. (BaseballProspectus.com)