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Raunchy Comic has only one thing on his mind.


Stand-up comic Chris Porter was touring the country a few years ago when he had an epiphany. "I was drinking amaretto out of a girl's vagina when I thought to myself that this was as good as it was ever going to get, living in Kansas City," he says. "I didn't even really want to drink the amaretto, but how often does that opportunity arise?" Porter packed his bags and headed to L.A., where he immediately found an agent. "Now someone else can worry about where I'm going to tell my dick jokes next month," he says. Genitals even make their way into Porter's topical gags about high gas prices: "Girls like SUVs, Hummers, Escalades. No one's having sex with a guy driving a Neon."
June 6-7, 8 p.m.

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