How to order as if you know what you're doing.
Dewar's on the rocks
Boilermaker (shot and beer)
Bombay/Beefeater Gin Martini
Save these for the wedding reception.
Sex on the Beach (and any other sexually themed drink)
Long Island Iced Tea
Mudslide (and anything else you can buy as a packaged mix)
Anything that involves a blender
Anything on fire
Drinks That Kill
Recommended only for the criminally insane.