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Drinking with the Pros

Real Drinks
How to order as if you know what you're doing.

Dewar's on the rocks
Boilermaker (shot and beer)
Bombay/Beefeater Gin Martini
Rolling Rock

Loser Drinks
Save these for the wedding reception.

Alabama Slammer
Purple Hooter
Sex on the Beach (and any other sexually themed drink)
Long Island Iced Tea
Cocaine Lady
Mudslide (and anything else you can buy as a packaged mix)
Anything that involves a blender
Anything on fire

Drinks That Kill
Recommended only for the criminally insane.


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