Over the past three decades, comedian Jeff Shaw, a guy whose spiky hair makes him look a bit like rocker Rod Stewart, has performed nearly 9,000 shows across North America and the Caribbean. The squeaky voiced comedian likes to joke about how he admires millennials for being so hopeful and optimistic about the future. "I turned 50 and now I just want to be in bed by 9:30," he jokes. He performs tonight at 7 at Hilarities. Tickets cost $23. (Niesel)