With a resume worth boasting about, Joe Machi has been endlessly touring the U.S. as a headlining standup comedian. Between performing on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, appearing as a regular on Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News and winning countless comedy competitions (including the 2013 NY Comedy Festival's Funniest Comedian Competition), it's hard to understand how Machi even has time to constantly tour the country. Offering relatable topics delivered hilariously, Machi performs at 7 tonight at Hilarities where he has shows scheduled through Saturday. Consult the website for ticket prices. (Danielle Immerman)