Standup comedian Kevin "Naked" McPeek likes saying "naked." That's how he received his nickname. One time when he was telling a joke onstage about seat belts, he added that he was "naked" and everyone started laughing. The name stuck. The portly McPeek likes to joke about everyday experiences. In one bit, he says his girlfriend broke up with him because he "wasn't sexually spontaneous enough." So he bought a ski mask and broke into her house in order to get back together. He performs at 8 tonight and at 7 on Sunday night at Hilarities. Tickets are $18. (Niesel)