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Ladies Man


John Joseph, one-half of the John Joseph & Johnny B comedy duo, has been getting in touch with his feminine side recently. He advises all guys to visit a gynecologist just once -- just to see what a woman goes through: “She walks into a cold, stark room lit like the sun, wearing a robe made of tissue. She lies in an uncomfortable chair with her legs spread in a couple of stirrups like a porno rodeo queen. A doctor walks in with a metal shoehorn that’s been frozen in ice since 1 million B.C., puts it 17 feet up the yellow brick road, and then has the nerve to lean over and say, ‘relax.’” Joseph is the joke-teller of the pair; Johnny B provides musical accompaniment. Still, they’ll switch roles occasionally. “Basically,” says Joseph, “we just try to make each other laugh.”
Thu., Oct. 18, 8 p.m.; Oct. 19-20, 7:30 & 10:15 p.m.; Sun., Oct. 21, 7:30 p.m., 2007

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