"Alex and/or Damien from Red Giant have rockin' bods that hypnotize while their music mesmerizes. Always a pleasure to watch them rock out."
-- Violet Heirr, Brooklyn, Ohio
"Anne E. DeChant is hot, hot, hot."
-- Randy, Leavittsburgh, Ohio
"Us, of course! Do we have to play instruments?"
-- Matt Wardlaw and Chris Akin, The Metal Show, WXTM-FM 92.3, Cleveland
"What does 'shag' mean?"
-- Brother Ant and Brother Ed, Uncle Scratch's Gospel Revival, Cleveland
"Help! Social-justice alert! Anti-robot discrimination! Everyone knows that the karaoke machines kick human ass in the seduction arena."
-- MetalBastard, a robot, Cleveland
Question of the week: What defunct local band would you most like to see get back together?