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What can clubs do to enhance your visit?

"Besides the obvious concerns of security and safety, the clubs that get my repeat buisness are the ones that keep the cover around $5 or less and the drinks even cheaper. (I buy more, get looser, and end up spending everything I brought with me!) A small, sober crowd seems to drag a place down, while a large, drunk crowd seems like a party!"

-- Keith S. from Lakewood

"Guest lists need to be respected. And when acts don't start on time, the club should have something to occupy the crowd, like Jell-O, K-Y jelly bikini-wrestling, or wet T-shirt and thong contests. Or they can promote heavy drinking in the form of chug contests or beer-bong races for free admission the following week. And if that doesn't work, have an eight-mile freestyle contest, or just breakdance."

-- Dennis from Torne

"Two words: free drinks."

-- Pants P., Cleveland

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