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Bayou-bred comedian John Morgan is a dedicated family man who rolls his eyes at other folks’ parenting skills. “I saw a woman at Disney World with four kids -- all on leashes!” he says. “I said, Ma’am, if you hook them to a sled, you could run a race in Alaska.” He’s also all for his spouse having a ladies’ night with her friends. “Take off for a couple of days,” he advises women. “My wife did it to me.”
Jan. 10-11, 8 p.m.; Jan. 12-13, 8 & 10:15 p.m.; Sun., Jan. 14, 7 p.m.

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