Commercials really annoy Michael Ivy, and tonight the 25-year-old Cleveland comic will unleash his scorn at the monthly sketch-comedy show Detention
. "Why would you pay 100 bucks for a toothbrush?" he asks, referring to one ad he recently saw. "Buy a toothbrush with a computer on it, and you're an asshole." Bottled water really
pushes Ivy over the edge. "Put lemon in sparkling water, and it's not water anymore it's lemonade!" he says. "By that same logic, anything
can be bottled water. I like to drink bottled water when I'm lonely. But only when it tastes like hops and barley."
Sat., Feb. 25, 10 p.m.