Yep, Zombie is a bona fide multimedia machine, but if you're expecting an answer other than hard work to explain his triumphs, don't stand too close. "My only advice," he says, "is if there's anything that will deter you, then quit now.
"Actually," Zombie offers upon reflection, "even asking for advice tells me that you'll quit. I never asked anyone for advice, because I knew I would never quit. Even when people were telling me to quit. They're going, 'This is never going to happen. Why do you waste your life?' And the only answer you can really have is 'Fuck you.'" God bless America.