- The Tenenbaums: A portrait of underachievement.
But one expects more from writer-director Wes Anderson (and his co-scribbler, Owen Wilson) than such frivolous fun that bears no lingering effect. Their previous films, Bottle Rocket and Rushmore, were deeply felt works about screwups and outcasts trying to make their mark on the world, by concocting either convoluted holdups or elaborate stage plays; those films were funky and resonant, putting you knee-deep in the shit their protagonists kept slinging just to prove they existed. The Royal Tenenbaums instead feels like nothing more than the work of a visionary in need of stronger glasses. Anderson's so obsessed with the details -- the murals on the walls, the books that line the shelves, the board games that fill a closet, the fonts on a hospital's doors -- that he somehow misses the big picture: These characters, archetypes all, never come to life, never engage us, never make us feel. We're forever at a distance, marveling in the museum without being allowed to touch the master's precious creations.
It's as though Anderson shot his and Wilson's script, down to every last period and comma and illustration, but forgot to tell the actors just what it all means -- save for the obvious, which is that nothing hurts, and heals, more than family. As a result, all the actors -- save for Gene Hackman as Royal Tenenbaum, a hurricane refusing to become a slight breeze -- feel adrift and void, lost in a sad haze of their own creation. Maybe that's to be expected in a film about prodigies who piss away their potential, children who grow up only to break their promise. When the gifted squander their gifts, all that's left, perhaps, are empty boxes and crumpled paper; little wonder, then, that the Tenenbaum kids often do little more than stare (and, in Chas's case, sneer) into the emptiness their lives have become after two decades of "betrayal, failure, and disaster."
As Alec Baldwin informs us in voiceover, the Tenenbaum children -- Richie (Luke Wilson), Chas (Ben Stiller), and Margot (Gwyneth Paltrow) -- were once so bright and brilliant that their hyper-supportive mother, Etheline (Anjelica Huston), even wrote a book about them. (Indeed, it's the goal of every character here to pen a book of some kind; maybe that's why the film plays like an abridged version of a novel -- one with every other page missing.) Richie, known as "The Baumer" during his days on the pro-tennis circuit, played (and dressed) like Bjorn Borg, till one day he suffered an on-court breakdown; he's kept the Fila headband but disappeared, behind dark shades and a bum's beard, to sail the world. Chas was brokering million-dollar real-estate deals in his teens; now, he's a single father of two boys, Uzi and Ari, who sport the same tailor-made red Adidas jumpsuits and curly 'dos as their sullen father's. Margot, the adopted daughter who is never allowed to forget it, was a playwright (by the ninth grade) who penned such works as Erotic Transference. But her success, too, exists well in the past: She now spends her days hiding in a bathtub, secretly chain-smoking and watching TV -- anything to avoid contact with her husband, neurologist Raleigh St. Clair (Bill Murray), whom she loves . . . "kind of," as she grudgingly admits.
The Tenenbaum children never realized their potential, blaming Royal, perhaps, for their failures; he's the convenient scapegoat, the object of their flagrant ire. Never do Chas, Richie, or Margot blame themselves; to do so would mean they're capable of any emotion other than bitterness. After all, they often speak of love -- and in Richie and Margot's case, an incestuous kind -- but do so as if they've absolutely no idea what the word means. Even Margot's longtime affair with next-door neighbor Eli Cash (Owen Wilson), a would-be Cormac McCarthy given to overwrought prose ("friscillating dusk light," indeed) and an unhealthy diet of cocaine and video porn, is disquietingly bereft of passion. Margot, a woman in her 30,s dressed in Izods and barrettes like a child in her pre-teens, is more like her adopted dad than she ever imagines: She sleeps around to feel something, but in the end gives absolutely nothing.
It's only when Royal discovers Etheline's romance with courtly accountant Henry Sherman (Danny Glover) and returns home, insisting he's dying, that the family comes together one more time -- if only to heap upon their father more of the scorn that has lain dormant for the 22 years since Etheline kicked Royal out of their majestic, oddball Manhattan home. Beneath the same roof again, the family conjures all its demons -- not to exorcise them, but to exercise them (the Tenenbaums let nothing go, harboring old grudges like Anne Frank in the attic). Royal, broke and desperate, reveals himself as racist (he refers to Henry as a "big ol' black buck") and codger, but at least he has personality; the rest of the family members are like ghosts haunting an old house, transparent shadows awaiting their liberation from a self-made purgatory. As such, they have no real personality, especially Chas, whose revelation at film's end is sudden and inexplicable; the Tenenbaum kids are strangers -- to each other, to themselves, and sadly, to us.
Upon leaving the film, a friend suggested, kindly, that The Royal Tenenbaums be seen as nothing more than a great pop song -- a three-minute smile spread over two hours. That observation is no real surprise: As in Rushmore, Anderson loads his soundtrack with choice nuggets by Nick Drake, the Rolling Stones, Nico, and finally, two selections from the Charlie Brown Christmas special, which he's wanted to use since Bottle Rocket. (Sadly, the soundtrack this time around feels too pat, an easy shorthand intended to fill in the copious blanks.) And you do want to cheer its ambitions, because The Royal Tenenbaums possesses its moments of sheer delight and surprise -- Owen Wilson's performance, for instance, or the flashback to Margot's discovery of her real parents in Indiana. But as a movie, it's little more than a remarkable New Yorker short story -- easy to pick up, easy to put down.