Can I still be considered sex-positive if I personally do not have sex? I've never had sex or masturbated — all my life, any type of sexual stimulation has been very painful and I've been unable to experience orgasm. I am not looking for a possible solution, as I long ago accepted my fate and consequently avoid sex, such as by maintaining only sexless relationships. My question is simply whether I can still be considered sex-positive if I do not enjoy or engage in sexual activity?
— Personally Loathes Unpleasant Sex
I consider myself cunnilingus-positive, PLUS, despite the fact that I could not personally enjoy (and therefore have never engaged in) that particular sexual activity. While I don't think it would cause me physical pain, I would not be able to experience orgasm myself (through simultaneous self-stimulation) while performing cunnilingus, and my cunnilingus partner would be highly unlikely to experience orgasm, either (due to my ineptness). If I can nevertheless consider myself cunnilingus-positive, you can consider yourself sex-positive.
About twice a week, my wife gets up from the dinner table to have a shit. She won't make the smallest effort to adjust the timing so we can finish our dinner conversation. She can't even wait for a natural break in the conversation. She will stand up and leave the room when I am making a point. Am I rightfully upset or do I just have to get over it? When I say something, she tells me it's unavoidable.
— Decidedly Upset Man Petitions Savage
"Let her have her poop," said Zach Noe Towers, a comedian in Los Angeles who just walked into the cafe where I was writing this week's column. "His Miss Pooper isn't going to change her ways." I would only add this: Absent some other evidence —aural or olfactory — you can't know for sure that your wife actually left the room to take a shit. She could be in the bathroom scrolling through Twitter or checking her Instagram DMs. In other words: taking a break from your shit, DUMPS, not shitting herself.
My boyfriend goes to pieces whenever I am the least bit critical. I'm not a scold, and small things don't bother me. But when he does something thoughtless and I bring it to his attention, he starts beating up on himself and insists that I hate him and I'm going to leave him. He makes a scene that's out of proportion to the topic at hand, and I wind up having to comfort and reassure him. I'm not sure how to handle this.
— Boyfriend Always Wailing Loudly
Someone who leaps to YOU HATE ME! YOU HATE ME! when their partner wants to constructively process the tiniest conflict is being a manipulative shit, BAWL. He's having a tantrum because he doesn't want to be held accountable for his actions. And as the parent of any toddler can tell you, tantrums continue so long as tantrums work.
I'm a well-adjusted gay man in my early 40s, but I've never found a way to openly enjoy my fetish. I love white socks and sneakers. The most erotic thing I've ever seen is a cute guy at a party asking if he could take his high-tops off to relax in his socks. I've thought about why stocking feet turn me on so much, and it must have something to do with the fact that if you are close to someone and they want to spend time with you, they are more likely to take their shoes off to relax. I'm not sure what to do.
— Loves Socks And Sneaks
I have to assume you're out of the closet — you can't be a "well-adjusted gay man" and a closet case — which means at some point in your life, LSAS, you sat your mom down and told her you put dicks in your mouth. Telling your next boyfriend you have a thing for socks and sneakers can't be anywhere near as scary, can it? (There are tons of kinky guys all over Twitter and Instagram who are very open about their fetishes, LSAS. Create an anonymous, kink-specific account for yourself and follow a bunch of kinksters. You need some role/sole models!)
Your boyfriend goes right to the self-lacerating (and fake) meltdown so that you'll hesitate to initiate a discussion about a conflict or — god forbid —really confront him about some selfish, shitty, or inconsiderate thing he's done.