- The Datsuns
Hello! Can you be any more 1998?! Sheesh, even fans of this kind of riff-rock retread were tired of Nashville Pussy years ago. Well, we may as well talk to the hand, because the Cosmo girls -- to whom the Datsuns' rocker image is being hawked -- have never heard of Nashville Pussy. And to their tender ears, this is no doubt serviceably scuzzy and heavy enough. We'd still say don't go there, except that the Datsuns will be sharing the stage with the pure power-pop kick of Detroit's Sights, who don't neatly fit any current trend, but who are at least as cute and young as the Datsuns. Get there early, girls!