Florentine made his bones on the New York City comedy-club circuit by being confrontational. But he didn't become a jackass merely to create an onstage persona. He says he's pretty much always been like that. (Although he admits he got into stand-up so he could say whatever he wanted without worrying about consequences.) He proves it with another wedding story: "This one bride came up to me, she was like 300 pounds, and I was messing with the lights, turning them on and off," he recalls. "She was like, I don't like the lights on and off.' I said, I figured you were used to it, opening and closing the refrigerator all the time."
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