@cal body 1 no indent:An old adage claims that comedians are all frustrated rock stars. But stand-up comic Ted Alexandro
is a frustrated jazz musician. He was majoring in jazz piano in college before comedy beckoned. Most of his material revolves around universal subjects -- like politics and religion. I received a blowjob from a girl wearing a What Would Jesus Do? bracelet, he says. Luckily, she was good. Because it would have been awkward if I would have had to correct her: Jesus would use less teeth. Jesus would work the balls.
Dec. 6-7, 8 p.m.; Dec. 8-9, 7:30 & 10:15 p.m.