Comedian Kevin Hart
has been quite busy since his career-making appearance at the prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival a few years ago. Hes landed roles in Soul Plane, Along Came Polly, and a couple of the Scary Movie films. And hes always on the road. Still, he finds time for the gym. But you know what pisses me off about it? he asks. Did you ever see the guy with too many muscles? It frustrates you, because youre like, Youre done! Why are you still working out? Hart says he has to stay in shape for his girlfriend -- especially for their fights. You ever argue with a female, and in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe? he says. My girl starts talking in the third person, which is scary as hell. Because thats her way of telling me that from this point on, shes not responsible for her actions.
June 6-7, 8 p.m.; June 8-9, 8 & 10:15 p.m.; Sun., June 10, 7:30 p.m.