More Controversy at Case


According to The Plain Dealer, Case Western Reserve's alumni are curtailing their donations over dissatisfaction with the college's use of the brand name "Case" and a logo many claim looks like . . . a fat guy carrying a surfboard? Apparently there are some very potent hash brownies circulating on campus. These were some other interpretations that didn't make the story: -- It looks like Auditor Betty Montgomery storming out of a Chinese buffet because a table full of Chinese guys were hogging all the crab legs. -- It's like that scene in Free Willy when Auditor Betty Montgomery breaks free from the evil aquarium and the little kid rides on his back to freedom. -- A drunken make-out session between Auditor Betty Montgomery and the new Arby's Cheese Melt�. -- Jared Klaus


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