Prodigal Gong Returns

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Authorities are whittling away at a list of suspects.
Cleveland's most famous gong -- the one swiped from the City Club earlier this week -- has been returned via U.S. Mail, with an out-of-state cancellation. The gong is resting comfortably, but has not responded to questioning. Anyone with tips about the still-missing gavel is advised to get a $#*@ing life.

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