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This is what Joey Porter would look like if he was white and worked in shipping at Sam's Club reports that the NFL has fined Steelers linebacker Joey Porter, The Scariest Man in Football�, ten grand for calling Kellen Winslow Jr. a "derogatory term for gay men," presumably "faggot" or something equally uninventive. C-Notes isn't down with Porter's choice of slur — a simple "punk" would have sufficed -- nor are we particularly down with the Steelers. But if it takes crazy-ass Joey shooting off his mouth (and getting fined in the process) to shut Winslow up, we're all for it. — Joe P. Tone


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