This is what Joey Porter would look like if he was white and worked in shipping at Sam's Club
that the NFL has fined Steelers linebacker Joey Porter
, The Scariest Man in Football�, ten grand for calling Kellen Winslow Jr. a "derogatory term for gay men," presumably "faggot" or something equally uninventive.
C-Notes isn't down with Porter's choice of slur — a simple "punk" would have sufficed -- nor are we particularly down with the Steelers. But if it takes crazy-ass Joey shooting off his mouth (and getting fined in the process) to shut Winslow up, we're all for it. — Joe P. Tone