Ode to the Norton Furniture Guy


Confession: Sometimes, I go for days without drinking, which means I go days without staying up past midnight, since there's nothing to do past midnight besides get drunk. (Okay, so I don't do well with the women; thank you sooooo much for asking.) Being sober is fine. But, if I'm being honest, there's something I miss when I don't stay up late: The Norton Furniture Guy. Fortunately, I recently discovered this bit on YouTube, which immediately cured my intense pangs of desire for Marc Brown's creepy, creepy sales pitch. Enjoy — Joe P. Tone

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