Those looking for a head-start on Valentine's Day now have the perfect gift option: a poorly constructed house! That's right -- for a limited time, Rysar Properties -- the company that brought you a neighborhood full of publicly subsidized houses with slanted driveways and sinking steps
-- is offering discounted houses for that special someone.
On its website, the company touts the Rysar Giveback program
. Apparently, this innovative method of giving back to the community involves . . . selling more houses. Write the company to nominate your friends and neighbors to receive special discounts on Rysar homes. Sign up now, and the house might last till next Christmas! -- Lisa Rab