Cheap Deals on Cheap Houses!

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Those looking for a head-start on Valentine's Day now have the perfect gift option: a poorly constructed house! That's right -- for a limited time, Rysar Properties -- the company that brought you a neighborhood full of publicly subsidized houses with slanted driveways and sinking steps -- is offering discounted houses for that special someone. On its website, the company touts the Rysar Giveback program. Apparently, this innovative method of giving back to the community involves . . . selling more houses. Write the company to nominate your friends and neighbors to receive special discounts on Rysar homes. Sign up now, and the house might last till next Christmas! -- Lisa Rab

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