Scumbag, I live in Cleveland. As for my name, It's Mr. Goto Hell, and I live at 35701 Eat Shit Lane. As for printing my letter: No. I decline. Do not print it. I would rather not be associated in any way with your pathetic rag. Now, go back to reading Das Kapital. Commie. Have a WONDERFUL day . . .Worry not, loyal readers. We'll dispatch Klaus himself to greet this gentleman in person and discuss his momentary dissatisfaction with our newspaper ... as soon as we can locate this mysterious Eat Shit Lane. -- Joe P. Tone
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