Report: "Brady Leads Browns Into Post-Pre Season"


Brady Quinn held out until the Browns agreed to let him put his shirt back on.
Check out this week's Onion for a glass-half-full look at the Browns' season before Brady Quinn suffers an inevitable season-ending injury around week four, in a meaningless series during the closing minutes of an already-lost game. The satirical newspaper reports: "Establishing a reputation for quarterback performance that football insiders have called 'reasonable,' Browns quarterback Brady Quinn silenced his critics and stunned his coaches, teammates, and family by performing competently enough in his limited play during preseason games to put the Cleveland Browns in 2007 post-preseason contention." Click here for the full story. And click here for a snarky look back at his ultimately pointless holdout. -- D.X. Ferris


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