Old People Caught Having Sex . . . Eewww


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It is often said that love is blind. But in the case of a recent incident at the Madison Senior Center in Madison Village, so are the people who witnessed it. Police were called to the senior center after a 94-year-old woman was observed putting “a hand on the crotch” of an 83-year-old man. Ending any speculation that the woman was merely confused – perhaps thinking there was more strawberry Jell-O in there – another elderly woman joined the pair under the center’s gazebo for a little game of kneading the knockwurst. A police investigation determined no crime had been committed, but the man has been ordered to stay off the senior center grounds or be cited for trespassing. Young men, lock up your great grandmothers!


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