In Missouri, Hell Freezes Over


Brace yourselves, people, this is an actual new story: The Associated Press reports that city officials in St. Charles, Missouri, are considering banning swearing in bars. Apparently, they think the rule “is needed to keep rowdy crowds under control because the historic downtown area gets a little too lively on some nights." And it gets better. Not only would the rule ban table-dancing and cursing, but “indecent, profane or obscene…songs, entertainment and literature” would also be out. No Naked Photo Hunt? What's the point of going out? -- Lisa Rab


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