Former Clevelander and current singer/media pimp Michael J. Farley watches American Idol so you don't have to. Or, even if you do watch it, you can catch his ruthless commentary at PremiumHollywood.com, which has a wealth of other TV-based blogs, from the Wire to 24. "After you've admitted that you watch the show, bookmark my blog and let me know what you think," says Farley, who also runs an off-season football blog.
Check in with Farley to see what he had to say about that chick that somehow made a Princess Leia getup look creepy (see video above). -- D.X. Ferris