by Frank Lewis
Cleveland rapper Flo White has reinvented himself as a political singer-songwriter with “Stimulus, the Debtors Lament.”
The melodic rant says something about Obama turning America into a socialist democracy controlled by pedophiles and the Illuminati (who are, of course, assuming you’ve done your reading, actually remnants of a master race of humanoid reptiles, or something like that).
The song hurls bombs left and right, so we’re not sure what his political affiliation is — or what the message is.
In fact, after listening to the song a couple times, we’re not sure Flo does either. But last time we checked, the guy was way into weed. So that may explain it. —D.X. Ferris