"One of my first sex dreams, during high school years. Arriving home from school walking up the driveway, my girlfriend and I decided to go underneath a pine tree and have sex. We were in a fort, all the branches hung down low so we would not be seen, must have spent about an hour under there going at it, oral and sex."
"I remember having my first really sexual dream when I was in 4th or 5th grade so I was still young and I was a Nightmare on Elm Street fan. So it very bizarrely starred a well endowed Freddy Kruger. Weird."
"I lived in a huge mansion with a Seaworld-style tank with whales and dolphins. One night I ordered two hookers (blond and brunette). Right before we get to work, I hear a knocking on the door. It was three of my friends. One of my buddies recognizes the blond hooker because she has a paternity suit against him in New Mexico. They argue and then the hookers leave. After than we have to defend my house from a biker gang. Cockblocked in my dreams!"
"Doing it with Toby Keith! What a fine specimen of American male!"
"For some reason, my car broke down on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. The only car I'd seen for hours was a big ol' Mac Truck. So I thumbed a ride. Me and semi-hot trucker dude are chit-chatting because we know it's going to be two hours before we get to the next town with a towing facility. We get to talking about some pretty hot stuff … then the trucker pulls over and starts ripping my clothes off …
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