A 51-year-old man named Donald Duck — yes, Donald Duck — was arrested in Massillon, and not for indecent exposure for not wearing pants.
Duck was sitting in the drive-thru line at a pizza joint and decided he couldn't wait. He just needed that pizza right that moment. So, like any upstanding and honorable citizen, he started intentionally and repeatedly running into the car in front of him. This was not a welcome development to the driver of that car.
When police arrived they found pot and assorted drug paraphernalia in Duck's car and no
In case you were wondering, Duck has been in trouble with the law before, including a string of DUI arrests going back two decades.
Daisy Duck is totally going to make Donald sleep on the couch when he comes home.
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