Morning Brew: Standoff Ends, Airport Sells More Crap, Health Violations at Stadiums, and Emma Nahas Remembered

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Would you like that hot dog with or without mice droppings, because we only serve it with.
  • Would you like that hot dog with or without mice droppings, because we only serve it with.

Good morning, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you get out your credit card to buy some crap from Sky Mall.

— A five-hour standoff on Cleveland's east side has ended peacefully. A 19-year-old punk held his mom and her boyfriend at gunpoint as their house was surrounded by police and SWAT teams. Kid probably just had a case of the Mondays. (WKYC)

— Emma Nahas, the young woman who recently drowned in Lake Erie, will be remembered with a memorial service today and tomorrow in Akron. (NewsNet5)

— Cleveland Hopkins Airport is welcoming new shops and restaurants to the concourses. Travelers expressed sheer joy at the possibility of buying a inflatable crocodile with a built-in AM/FM radio that also makes smoothies and doubles as a car squeegee. (Dispatch)

— ESPN investigated health code violations at stadiums around the country. Read all about the unsanitary findings at the Jake, Cleveland Browns Stadium, and Quicken Loans Arena. You might just consider eating only Stadium Mustard straight from the packet the next time you go to a game after finishing the report. (ESPN)

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