Maybe she just had a thing for 911 dispatchers.
Maybe she was just lonely and horny and those 1-900 numbers were just far too long for her tired fingers to dial.
Maybe she was drunk.
OK, she was definitely drunk.
According to Cincinnati.com, Bernadette Music, 46, dialed up 911 a couple of times a week ago to ask dispatchers out on dates. Of course, this did not sit well with police or emergency responders who prefer to keep the lines open for, you know, real emergencies.
When police arrived at the Ohio woman's home, they found her drunk. Shocking. She probably moved on to the 911 dispatchers after being rejected by OnStar customer service reps.
Police also discovered that she peed in her apartment building's hallway, which was probably her way of coming on to the janitor staff, but that's just a guess.
If you think this all sounds familiar, you're not imagining things. Audrey Scott of Alliance was recently in the news for something similar, except Scott got drunk and called 911 looking for a husband, not just a date. Scott, it seems, is ready to settle down where Music is not.
We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Cleveland Scene. Letters should be a minimum of 150 words, refer to content that has appeared on Cleveland Scene, and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone number for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via email. Letters may be edited and shortened for space.
Email us at email@example.com.
Support Local Journalism.
Join the Cleveland Scene Press Club
Local journalism is information. Information is power. And we believe everyone deserves access to accurate independent coverage of their community and state. Our readers helped us continue this coverage in 2020, and we are so grateful for the support.
Help us keep this coverage going in 2021. Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing membership pledge, your support goes to local-based reporting from our small but mighty team.