If anyone can help out this old straight guy in his search for the young lesbian with a wife and ferret, he'd probably appreciate it.
Britney with the ferret - m4w (Cleveland westside)
I feel so stupid doing this
I am the ugliest guy you ever met and old
and you are the prettiest gal I have ever met and young
I know you are a Lesbian and have a wife
I am so attracted to you with my head, heart and................... well other parts as well
please tell me your ferrets name so I know its you
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