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You’re Over the Hump A British psychologist used math to declare the third Monday in January the singularly most depressing day of the year. You not only survived that, but also every Browns Sunday from September to January.

Touch That Dial! Rumors have WKNR sports talker Tony Rizzo shifting away from his weekday-morning slot. To which WTAM rating-king Mike Trivisonno tweeted: “Tony the hair piece Rizzo will tell everyone he is moving to afternoon drive. Good luck Tony.” Who wins in petty media wars? Everyone!

Field Testing Seems like every candidate for a board of revision job has a DUI on their record, according to PD reporters. Yet to be determined: How many PD reporters have DUIs on their records.

This week's index: You’re on a tandem bike coasting through the Metroparks singing “My Town.” Which would be a way better thing to do in July.

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