Good morning, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you add chorizo to the Big Popper sandwich at Melt. Trust us.
— NASA funding is in limbo as the space cadets await President Obama's budget today. Let's see how badly the President wants to find aliens. (Cleveland.com)
— The Improv is closing up shop at one location that you never visited and moving to another that you will never visit. (Cleveland.com)
— An Oberlin woman who just turned 100 says of how she made it this long: “I don’t believe in exercise — I like to sit." There is hope for all of us. (Lorain Morning Journal)
— Gusts up to 50 mph today. At least it's not snowing, right? (Fox 8)
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