It's hard not to thoroughly enjoy the ridiculousness of this story, even if it presumably involves a mentally ill man.
Solon Patch reports that cops were called Monday for a car that had stopped cold on Richmond Road. Not cool. Impeding traffic is bound to get a visit from the friendly and busy blues.
When the police arrived, the found a 32-year-old man from Poland, OH in the vehicle. Why was it stopped? Perhaps he ran out of gas, maybe the car simply broke down, maybe he was tired. Or maybe his "heavenly father" had instructed him to put the brakes on and put it in park.
Obviously concerned and intrigued by the man's answers, the cop's continued the discussion only to encounter answers more bizarre than the first. You see, this fella was from the year 33 A.D., and he was having a "tough time" adjusting to life because, ya know, things are way different back when he's from. But God had a mission for him, a reason for him to travel to the year 2011 in Northeast Ohio: there was this one dance club in the area that God really wanted him to go to.
Of course, being from 33 A.D., the man wasn't too familiar with the geography of the modern day United States, so we can forgive him for, as he told cops, thinking he was in Columbus and not Cleveland. Perhaps if he was on a camel, he would have safely found his way to dance heaven, but four wheels and 21st-century horsepower proved to be too hard.
He agreed to be taken to St. Vincent medical center to be examined.