Ready For Major League 4?




Charlie Sheen told TMZ that he's in negotiations to star in yet another sequel in the Major League franchise. We're all for Ricky Vaughn, but two was pushing it, the third was an abomination, and as for four, we're not holding our breath for anything even remotely comparable to the original.

The original screenwriters are on the job and while nothing is close to being final, it looks as if Sheen will have to remove his head from a porn star's crotch and make sure there are no coke dingleberries in his nose long enough to put on a Tribe uniform for a couple million dollars.

Also noted, Corbin Bernsen, Mr. Roger Dorn, isn't in the script yet, but he should be.

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