The Quality of Cleveland Life Index

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Your guide to thriving in fabulous Cleveland.

Schizzy Parking Plans: Akron announced free first-hour parking in city garages, hoping to attract more people to downtown. Meanwhile, Cleveland Heights plans to continue confiscating axles precisely 1.5 seconds after the meter expires.

The Kings’ Tweets : Daniel Gibson and LeBron James engaged in the lamest Twitter feud ever when Gibson proclaimed himself the new “King of Cleveland.” Rumor is that Jimmy Dimora named his penis that too.

Superman Coming Home?: Governor John Kasich is hoping to convince Marvel and Disney to film a superhero movie in Cleveland. With our luck, it will be Aquaman.

This Week's Index
: It’s not your fault you’re barely treading water. No one warned you not to swim after six PBR tall boys. Try Schlitz next time.

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