Lyndhurst Man Calls Cops Because of Bird in His Dishwasher

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Sadly, this is all we have from the Sun police blotter. So many questions left unanswered.

ANIMAL COMPLAINT, IRENE ROAD: A man said March 19 a bird somehow got into his dishwasher, and he requested help removing it. The bird was removed.

We would have paid the dispatcher $100 if they would have responded, "Sir, we'll send a cat over right away."

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