Loud Sex Upsets Neighbor

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More fun from the police blotters this week. This time we travel to the ever-amorous land of Avon.

Via Patch:

A Crab Apple Lane resident unhappy about their neighbor's headboard banging into their units' common wall over and over around 3:40 a.m. on April 1 pounded on the wall in response. Yelling ensued, police were called. No arrests, but the amorous neighbor was advised to come up with a solution for the headboard issue.

Surely Cosmo has a suitable standing position to alleviate the concerns.

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