Breaking news: A new poll says that Dennis! Kucinich, who isn't running for President (yet) would beat Sarah Palin, who isn't running for President, and Donald Trump, who isn't running for President, in a Presidential race.
The numbers for these fictional races: Kucinich over Palin 43-36 and over Trump 40-36.
Yes, this is just dumb enough to qualify as interesting.
814 people were polled, and though the report from Cleveland Leader doesn't specify, we assume Dennis! Kucinich himself was the one calling.
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