Robber Nabs $4.10

by

comment

Im rich, bitches.
  • I'm rich, bitches.

Without more details, it's hard to give precise advice to the suspect in two Akron-area robberies last weekend, but a good place to start would be to focus on potential targets that would net him a five-spot, at the very least.

Via Ohio.com:


Pillitiere's Restaurant on East Waterloo Road and Geppetto's Pizza on Aster Avenue were both burglarized early Saturday morning.

Police say the culprit in each case threw a rock through a window and tampered with cash registers. A total of $4.10 in change was taken from both businesses, police said.

The robber is still on the loose, which makes sense. He likely took his $4.10 windfall and hightailed it to the French Riviera, where he will bask in his wealth amid tanned beauties, yachts, and caviar. Akron is but a small blip in his rearview mirror by now.

Tags

We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Cleveland Scene. Letters should be a minimum of 150 words, refer to content that has appeared on Cleveland Scene, and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone number for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via email. Letters may be edited and shortened for space.

Email us at [email protected].

Support Local Journalism.
Join the Cleveland Scene Press Club


Local journalism is information. Information is power. And we believe everyone deserves access to accurate independent coverage of their community and state. Our readers helped us continue this coverage in 2020, and we are so grateful for the support.


Help us keep this coverage going in 2021. Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing membership pledge, your support goes to local-based reporting from our small but mighty team.


Join the Cleveland Scene Press Club for as little as $5 a month.