Your guide to thriving in fabulous Cleveland.
Texas Toast : Governor Kasich declares the Dallas Mavericks “honorary Ohioans” for a day after the Mavs beat LeBron and the Heat. Also orders Mavs’ team bus to pass E-Check before closing time.
Reporter’s Best Friend: Police union boss Steve Loomis says Plain Dealer reporters “just get on Google” to research stories. PD reporters deny the allegation, claim to favor Yahoo! instead.
Heartless Hand of Justice: Discovery of missing video in Cleveland cop-abuse case yields shocking bonus discovery: Chief McGrath’s internet history reveals he’s given a thumbs down to every cute cat video he’s ever watched on YouTube.
This Week's Index: It feels fine watching LeBron James lose, but not as fine as that $5 scratch-off you just scored.