"And that's why you don't play with fireworks."
This blog will be taking a long holiday weekend to partake (safely) in fireworks, food, booze, and a possible Golden Girls marathon.
We'll return to the regular broadcast schedule on Wednesday, where undoubtedly the first post of the day will detail some poor, drunk soul's weekend accident with explosives. Book it. So be safe out there celebrating America's birthday so that post is not about you.