Anonymous Man Declares Love of Lakewood Hotties

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Are you hot? Were you out and about in Lakewood last weekend? Did you see some dude scoping you out, but before you could approach him to say hi — or more likely, slap him — did he turn his attention and his car to another young pretty thing?

If that's the case, this message may be for you. (Via Craigslist)

Lakewood Hotties Out and About This Afternoon - m4w - 30 (All Over Lakewood)

Wow, I was driving around Lakewood for work related reasons this afternoon and everywhere I looked there was hot chicks! Some jogging, some walking dogs, some just walking and some pushing strollers. That doesn't even count all the ones driving around. I don't know if it is because I have been extremely horny lately or what, but if you think maybe I saw you and are interested in chatting send me a message.

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