When you've been arrested for a DUI and driving with a suspended license, and neither of those facts make the lede of the news story written about your traffic stop, you know something completely bizarre happened.
Evidence, the first sentence of this news story:
LIMA: Ohio troopers say when they did a traffic stop on a pickup truck, they found the driver was riding with a dead man in the passenger seat.
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