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Always Low Property Values. Always: Fairlawn approves plan to protect integrity of neighborhood by installing electronic gates on streets near proposed Wal-Mart. City to wait till Wal-Mart opens to fetch best price on electronic gates.
The New Cleveland Mob: Local flash mob hysteria stems from confusion over whether term refers to those choreographed dancing flash mobs or random congregations of young black people ... or the nuclear option: Some Grease-like combination of the two.
Now Back to More Sports: Weather forecasters run out of ways to describe how damn hot it is, resort to simply pointing at Denise Dufala’s melting face and saying “It’s that hot.”
This Week's Index: The ice cream man is round the corner and you can't find your money.