Here's the ink, which was tweeted out to King James himself this weekend. His response: “Oh damn! That’s how u feel. I appreciate the love," which can be translated as: "Oh damn! That's crazier than holding a one-hour nationally televised TV show to kick your hometown in the nuts." Personally, we think the artist was too generous with the hairline. Also, what's this Heat fan going to do when LeBron leaves Miami in two years?